http://spams.blogdrive.com/ Spams Tue, 18 Oct 2005 04:15:55 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2005. http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/33.html Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:14:33 GMT From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=33 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/32.html Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:14:56 GMT http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=32 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/31.html Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:08:48 GMT A kid goes into his mom’s room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: "What are you doing to dad, mom?" She says: "I'm helping him exercise to lose weight!" "Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier and our neighbor comes in everyday when you leave and blows him back up with her mouth http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=31 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/30.html Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:51:25 GMT A man who had stayed for more than ten years in Saudi Arabia went home to the Philippines. While on board the plane, he was seated next to a Filipina who was on her way to thePhilippines, too. Opening a conversation, he introduced himself and told her that he was going to Cebu. The lady, who happened to be a Cebuana too, became relaxed and talked to him openly. "I am going home because my husband is having an affair with another woman," she confinded her problem to him. "Oh... I'm going home for similar... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=30 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/29.html Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:55:33 GMT Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this on 99.5!! This is factual and comes from a Chicago WBBM FM morning show. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/28.html Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:25:48 GMT Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed Then I went to heaven But only in my dream. Up there, St. Peter met me Standing at the pearly gates He said "I must check your record. Please stand here and wait." He turned and said "your record Is covered with terrible flaws. On earth I see you rallied For every losing cause. I see that you drank alcohol And used drugs too Fact is you've done everything A good person should never do. We can't have people like you up here coz Your life was full of sin." Then he read the last of my record, Took my hand and... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=28 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/27.html Thu, 15 Sep 2005 23:36:26 GMT There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=27 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/26.html Thu, 15 Sep 2005 22:34:44 GMT Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. Recently, I met a girl who was released from a reformatory where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this: Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft? Sincerely, Larry http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=26 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/25.html Thu, 15 Sep 2005 22:28:33 GMT No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=25 http://spams.blogdrive.com/archive/24.html Thu, 15 Sep 2005 21:30:51 GMT "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the... (more) http://spams.blogdrive.com/comments?id=24